Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023

jew in a junkyard.

Someone who is doing really well.

He went to a yard sale and made out like a Jew in a junkyard.

by topdrawer June 3, 2024

Bang a Jew

To Make a QUICK u-turn while driving.

Slow down...you missed the turn. Bang a Jew 50 points

by raised in Staten Island March 14, 2021

jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.

Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."

by bahnum12 January 11, 2024

Rayne Is a Jew

A fucking Jew.

I dont care because Rayne Is a Jew.

by bagel bear March 23, 2023