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Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.
“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer
by Abezhibit August 1, 2021
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Jew Flu

someone who acts on behalf of the interest of jews, israel or zionists. could be jew, israeli or a zionist themself
by SquirtHoleLoveStains July 8, 2025
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Jew banging whore

A low Dollar prostitute as jews are considered cheap
Difference between a jew and canoe canoe tips
That jew banging whore has low yelp score but you don't pay much for her
by YETI SLAYER April 27, 2025
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Jew Fish

A tasty delicacy with a funny name
“Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman

“Please leave me alone
by Crack boy smokeSage November 6, 2021
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Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.
Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.
by Elysmile April 10, 2023
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Jew Score

My jew score went down after I forgot to pay my credit card off last week
by I_Hunt_Jews December 12, 2025
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Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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