Zune

A new, crappy mp3 player that some people think is a match for an iPod but is clearly inferior. To use an iPod all you have to do is plug it into your computer and it does the rest for you via iTunes, which is now installed on all new computer models; for zune, you have to install a completely seperate program (which is erroneous, considering that it is made by microsoft, so wtf cant you use windows media player for it?!) It comes in shitty colors (Who ever heard of a brown or watermelon colored mp3 player?). It only comes in one model, while Apple's iPod has several (iPod shuffle, iPod nano, Video iPod, Touch screen, etc). Worst of all it is made by crazy Bill Gates who has nothing better to do than think of MORE ways to make billions of dollars, such as produce crappy mp3 players and video game systems that break down as soon as you buy them and are too expensive to repair

Tony: Hey look at my new Zune!
Chris: Ohhhh, you should have got an iPod
TOny: everybody has an ipod, i dont want to jump on the bandwagon
Chris: Well, you'll be mad when you're zune doesnt work on your computer and you have to get an ipod anyway. Ipods are dependable
Tony: You'll see, my shit brown colored Zune is the best mp3 player and will wipe out the ipod for sure

24 hours later

Chris: how's your zune?
Tony: I got an ipod
Chris: really? what happened?
Tony: my zune never worked... you were right...

by Babadoo October 7, 2007

Zundel

German Nazi holocaust denying cunt who keeps getting his ass whupped by Canadian antifascists. The Nazis campaign for him not to be deported and condemn Canada's Nazi immigration laws which the Nazis always supported until it was one of their own who got done.

If Zundel thinks the gas chambers don't work, he should go shut himself in one and press the "on" button.

by antifa July 30, 2004

Zune Boards

A board where a bunch of losers define things on Urban Dictionary.

They also like to use Zunes and hate the iPod touch for good reasons.

Everyday shoutbox...

<Person1> Haha insert username isn't defined yet
<Person2> (zomg face)
<Person3> (>8|)
<Person4> Zune Boards ! I need help with mah zoon

by caekpieh March 6, 2010

zunni

A serial masturbator.

Urdu term

For example :

Prash is such a zunni. I guess he will go blind.

by Dontdoneut March 6, 2019

zune

A product created by Microsoft in a (vain) attempt to compete with the iPod.
Too bad the world is full of consumer whores who want the apple logo stamped on their face.
The main 'selling point' (and I use the term loosely here) was that you could share songs with your friends.
Seriously though...just go buy a fucking iPod.

Zune owner: SwEeT!11!1 I've stuck it to the man and bought a Zune-now I can bash on how much apple sucks and share songs with my friends!
iPod owner: Yeah? You mean, like, the seven other people in the fucking world who actually own and use a Zune?
Zune owner: .....you just don't understand me! *goes into corner and cries*

by wankah January 6, 2008

ZUNI

(n) a huge pimp that runs the world and has an empire

girl 1: hey! omg thats zuni, my bf! isnt he hot?

girl 2: wait what!? thats my bf!

girl 3: the hell? thats my ex!

by unknownshadow121 November 23, 2006

Zune

An expensive device with many flaws.

I regret ever buying this abomination known as Zune.

by There is no god October 23, 2007