A nice person who likes someone they met in less than two days. A fun person to talk to but also the biggest idiot on earth. Affectionate but in a non affectionate way, and they also need help.
by seokjinniestjin November 21, 2021
A Zoey is usually pretty gay, and they have trouble telling their friends how they really feel. They also give no fucks on what your opinion on them is. They do talk a little shit and their fav shows are probably, either jane the virgin, grand army, American horror stories, the vampire diaries, or shameless.
why is zoey so fucking hot?
by bitchitsgloria June 21, 2021
An amazing girl super pretty , kind until you mfs make her a demon, super mommy material, thicc, and ofc a virgo <3
by Urbanplex July 01, 2022
An amazing human- well maybe we're not entirely sure yet. Someone who found a way to make a depressed weirdo laugh and smile literally every day for an entire year. Someone who no matter how high I build my walls can make them come crashing down. Someone who has so much shit going on that they don't deserve. Someone who deserves to be happy and get everything they want out of life without having to dread somedays without having to have an "eh" day someone who deserves to have someone worship them.
Zoey is fucking amazing
by weird-Alien March 14, 2021
by Peepeepoopoope May 17, 2023
She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
A real BITCH. a girl who can ruin ur day just by looking at her, she can be very very snotty, very rude and low key ugly. she thinks that she’s perfect but really isn’t. she always puts herself out there (in a bad) and then gets made fun of for it. but then gets mad. she doesn’t understand things well, a zoey can take things wayyy to far. she a total jerk, and isn’t a very good friend, she may seem all nice/sweet/ caring/ loyal/ and innocent at first but she REALLY ISNT, when u get to know her. just watch out everyone, DONT be friends with a ZOEY!!
hey see that girl over there?
yea, who is she?
she’s a zoey.. u better watch out, never be friends with her!!
yea, who is she?
she’s a zoey.. u better watch out, never be friends with her!!
by accountsomething December 26, 2019