Zoey

she's the literal definition of the 'Sour Patch Kids' slogan. if she ever had a crush on you, you were one lucky fucker. If she was a Scorpio, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance. she's very irreplaceable and impossible to forget. she's literally a walking magnet and no, she's not gay. she is a tomboy. big difference. she's got drip, she's got style, and loves wearing caps and ripped jeans. has a perfectly fit body but everyone thinks otherwise because it's not a GYATT. she also is a fighter when it comes to 'toxic' people. whether it's your mom or whoever, she doesn't care. she'll fight anyone no matter size don't get on her bad side please cuz once it's out, you will want to run into the nearest corner and wait until it's over. but overall, she's the best person to come across and the worst person to encounter. she's not all talk cuz the "talk" is what she's gonna do and that's when you better take her seriously or RUN.

Who's that?
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.

by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023

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Zoey Stryker

Hot, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, amazing, fat ass, and overall perfect. Zoey is the perfect thing you need in your life, if you need a gf she’s always there (she’s gay). No matter what you say to her she’ll always try to be on your good side. She’s what you’re missing in your life. She wants a gf. She might get annoying but she’s always there no matter what. I love Zoey Stryker. (i’m not her)

Loocie Kola: Omg look at the super hot and sexy girl there!
Finn Peetus: Yes, it’s Zoey Stryker. Look at her huge ass. Level 100000 GYATTTTTTT!

by z0we3 August 10, 2023

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Zoey

Zoey is an amazing person. She is beautiful, with gorgeous hair, and eyes you find yourself getting lost in. She doesn’t show her love much but when she does it’s the best you’ve experienced. Zoey can be very indecisive. She doesn’t know how she feels sometimes. Sometimes she feels lost but her friends bring her up. She might not have a lot of friends but the ones she does have she tries to keep close. Just an overall beautiful and amazing person. Don’t ever leave your Zoey. -G

I miss Zoey

by GMB06 July 31, 2022

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Literally the name zoe, but with a y sound at the end.
(jokes over)

Zoey is genuinely a really nice girl and will be a very good friend of yours, if you date a Zoey, you're very lucky and people wont stop talking about how lucky you are to have a Zoey.

Guy 1: Did you see Zoey?
Guy 2: Yeah she's so nice, I have a crush on her but I'm too afraid to tell her.

by Specification August 20, 2022

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Zoey, she is a girl that is funny, thoughtful, pretty, and kind. She is very quiet and doesn’t talk much but as soon as you get to know her she never shuts up. She always put others before herself. She not very athletic but music is her thing. Every time you see her she probably has AirPods in blasting music. She had medium length brown hair that is always in a ponytail and big green eyes. She is a very supportive friend, a zoey will be there for you. She will be a shoulder to cry on, zoey will go to any performance or game you have and be the loudest one cheering you on. Zoeys are smart but likely forgot to have common sense. The are so fun to hang with. If you have a Zoey in your life, cherish her and keep her safe. She is one of the best and most supportive people you can ever meet

Person 1: Why is Zoey so quiet
Person 2: what?! She is one of the most fun and loud people I know

Person 1: …

by bestie_im_dylan May 22, 2022

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