whoremione

The name given to Emma Watson's version of Hermione in the Harry POtter movies. Instead of having extremely bushy hair, and dark thick eyebrows, and not being particularly pretty, as the books say, Whoremione has slightly wavy, almost blonde hair. In the books, Hermione is a smart know-it-all with a slightly annoying, but loveable personality. In the movies, Whoremione spends her time telling Harry "I'm scared for you!" and clinging to him like static, instead of clinging to Ron, as cannon would have it.

Many teenage boys and lesbians have fallen in love with what they think is Hermione, but is really Whoremione.

Teenage boy: Oh My gosh, Hermione is, like my favorite character!
HP fan: Have you actually read the books?
Teenage boy: No, but she's HOT!
HP fan: *steams from ears* No, you actually like WHOREMIONE!!

by Suzie Collers December 9, 2008

whoremonger

Sir Sean the megalodon Chelsea OG from the dirty roller squadron the whore mongering whore master himself the vag agitator honorable lord cuntstabulator

Whilst thou assume whore mastery over my whores upon my leave Lord whoremaster?
Bet you're out for more whores, You fucking whoremonger... I guess so.

by aqualaqua bidetday shakur September 15, 2016

wore his/her mustache

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus so that their pubic hair appears to be attached to the performing partners face like a mustache.

Did you hear that he wore his/her mustache in the back of his mother's car the other day?

by pmcopo April 19, 2011

Who wore it better?

This refers to the question who, of two females, was wearing the same outfit better?

Often taken as "who is more beautiful?" (esp. given "outfit controlled" comparison)

Girl's Facebook post: "Who wore it better?" – with a pic of her and a friend (wearing the same or similar outfits)

Male friend's comment: Love you both – meaning, I'd fuck both
Female friend's comment: You both look equally stellar – meaning, the other girl looks better

by MALgaddafi May 28, 2019

wireman

The last name of the sweetest, most caring guy known by anyone. His friends are lucky to be his pal and the girl he chooses will forever be the most lucky girl on the planet. This guy is easy to love and if you fall for him then make sure you have something to land on because trust me you will fall hard. If you have the honor of knowing him you are graced by God. HE will treat you right and will never hurt you even though he may look dangerous and likes to play with dangerous things. but overall he is the best guy ever and you should go in a deep depression if you ever lose him. <3

I'm lucky I know a wireman

I in love with a wireman

by Randomgurl101 June 20, 2011

Workmode

Getting work done while sitting comfortably in underwear and socks.

Person 1: (Talking over the phone or internet) "How's it goin' man?!"
Person 2: "Doin' great man. Getting some work done in workmode!"
Person 1: "Ohh sweet deal! Keeping your feet warm though right?"
Person 2: "Of course man! That's what the socks are for!"

by Omega Airsoft November 8, 2009

leila whoreman

self center ass bitch who does nothing but takes from you. she likes to rant about skinny shaming but fat shames and plays the victim. she thinks staring at you makes you uncomfortable but it’s just creepy. she follows you around because she’s obsessed with you. you should probably get a restraining order

boy: have you seen leila whoreman recently?
girl: yeah she’s fucking ugly

by sandbagz.basik August 20, 2019