is a giant girl who has the body and self perception of a large man bear. Assumes dude roles like: 1) being down with the dudes at all hours of the day 2) burping real gross and out loud while eating tons of gas station food with her dude friends 3) smoking a cigarette while taking a shit 4) Making up or using dude words like Wickedage and Ape Shit...etc. Scale-wise, the average female is as tall as a Wompus waist. The Wompus often feels she is by far cooler than all other girls including those of her own species, but knows she will lose any fight to a girl half her size.
Girl: You are a Wompus!
Wompus: If you got beef let's fuckin' grill it, man.
Voicemail (mind you this is at all hours of the day including the morning): What's Up, Man. You've reached (insert Wompus name) I can't hear my phone because I'm at a show.
synonyms: yeti man bear planet of the apes huge morbidly obese
antonyms: average girl, petite, fine
Wompus: If you got beef let's fuckin' grill it, man.
Voicemail (mind you this is at all hours of the day including the morning): What's Up, Man. You've reached (insert Wompus name) I can't hear my phone because I'm at a show.
synonyms: yeti man bear planet of the apes huge morbidly obese
antonyms: average girl, petite, fine
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