Regret

My biggest regret was choosing you over my ex who has the heart and the money! You treated me same way gayness B did and you killed all my emotions. Four years I tried my best but I decided to let go.
Regret was not getting back to you in 2016!
by TheBlueLeo April 24, 2019
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Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".
I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024
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The Papa's Regret

The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.

Antonym of Papa Bless.
"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.
by chimneyswift October 20, 2017
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regret-rape

When someone is claiming they were raped because they regret having sex with someone else consensually. This pretty much never happens but incel use it as an excuse for why they hate women.

Common in incel communities
Rapey frat bro: Stacy came back 5 years later after having consensual sex and said I raped her

Incel: that's just regret-rape because she regretted it
by moonboi42069 January 4, 2024
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Psyche Regret

When someone, usually an idiot, chooses to say psyche after something that would probably in retrospect earn them props.

This is usually followed by the idiot saying awww or damn it.
Guy: Guess who got laid last night? I did!!
Friends: Really?
Guy: Psyche!! Haha
(silence)

Did i do it wrong?
Friend: Psyche regret much?
by dontquoteme123 October 23, 2009
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5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food
Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.
by lordfusty January 1, 2009
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Daim Bar Regret

You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.
"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"
by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022
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