Wilfy 

A Canadian five-dollar bill; a Wilf

"Hey, just got back from the bank; got me a pocket full of Wilfys!"
"Hey friend - mind if I borrow a Wilf?"

Wilfy by Sknarts November 30, 2011

Wifey

A word used as a nickname for a boy's girlfriend, or wife.
Also used as a nickname for a close friend that can't be replaced.

That's my wifey right there, she taken.
Aw, you're such a good friend! That's why you're the wifey.

Wifey by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015

wifi wifey 

A girl who provides Wifi. Nick Bean made a song about a Wifi Wifey, called 'Wifi Wifey'

The song goes like this:
'Do you double tap like me? When I'm on the road you can Skype me. I'll follow if you follow me back, your my Wifi Wifey.

wifi wifey by 5quadYouNow=LIFE September 7, 2016

Fluffy Wuffy 

A slang term for vagina.

"Girls have a fluffy wuffy and boys have a chawonky."

"Damnit, Matt! You are such a fluffy wuffy!"

"I can't wait to get me some fluffy wuffy tonight! Yeah!!!"

Fluffy Wuffy by RollinonLdubs September 3, 2012

wiffledick 

A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.

Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.

wiffledick by Retem Nad January 26, 2008

Wiffie Cutter 

Male Genitalia, mostly extremly small.

He had the nerve to pull out his wiffie cutter and expect oral gratification... I already had a tictac in my mouth.

Wiffie Cutter by lulu January 16, 2003

wiffle ball 

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

wiffle ball by Adman12 September 20, 2005