anal pounded weasel

a small weasel being raped analy while screaming " holy shit you cock sucker ! "

" damn that poor anal pounded weasel ..."

by imerplayer January 1, 2010

Sea Weasel

A person who performs oral sex on a man while that man defecates and while both are underwater, specifically in a pool; someone performing an aquatic blumpkin.

How was your night kid?
It was sick, got a great blumpkin from Jess in Matt's pool
bro, she's such a sea weasel

by J-Man Xerxes December 22, 2010

butt-weasel

An expensive but very effective means of HIV prevention, like a trunk monkey only better.

Thanks to my butt-weasel I'm not scared of prison shower rooms anymore. The Butt-weasel don't leave home without it. Sure the butt-weasel is expensive but, what's your ass worth?

by benthere March 11, 2008

Pinch Weasel

Someone who is the "bottom feeder" of the business/office and allocated all the jobs that nobody else wants.

Likely to be rostered on Christmas Day.

"Andrew, go and unpack all the crates and boxes from the truck... then clean the toilets when you are done".

"What am I, your PINCH WEASEL?"

by A. Montesi December 9, 2007

pull of the weasel

to feel the pull to do something bad, greedy or selfish , despite your usual good nature.

Man , I'm happily married , but seeing that sexy babegive me the eye , I felt the pull of the weasel..

by stu-In australia ! February 6, 2007

Wonder weasel

A slang term for the genitalia of males and some females.

"It's not a rocketship it's a cock!a shlong! wonder weasel!"
-Robin Williams in Death to Smoochie.

by Chrissie April 28, 2003

Night weasel

people who suddenly become sexually active or horny only by night, never during daylight hours. usually appear quiet and shy by day but change by nightfall.

oi son, that old gaffa iza right genuine night weasel!

by fergz December 2, 2007