weiner sweeper

-noun

1. A mustache so rich and full that it may be used to sweep the dust off another man's penis.

2. Synonym for molestache.

Hey, check it out! Someone with a mustache like that must only be using it for a weiner sweeper.

by ntgalloway September 7, 2009

weiner back

When you are sitting and a man standing behind you presses up against you and you can feels his weiner against your back.

Yesterday I got weiner backed while I was sitting at my desk!!!

by Local4 January 7, 2010

weinerhat

1) not quite a dickhead.

2) a person with the potential of becoming a dickhead.

3) the slang term for someone who exhibits a mild propensity for dickish behavior when around an audience.

4) you.

"C'mon Billy, stop being such a weinerhat!"

by 3WONINJA January 15, 2011

weinergate

Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.

Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!

by Teratogen December 8, 2011

weinergram

sending photos of one's genitalia via text, email or tweeting.

guy: hey did you hear about that representative Anthony Weiner sending dirty pics to that college girl?
guy 2: yeah she got a weinergram.

by squirreltoucher June 14, 2011

weiner bandit

a gas station employee, usully with the nickname Flea, who swipes the spoiled hot dogs from the grill for his own pleasure

"Can you believe Flea made off with all those hot dogs. He is such a weiner bandit!"

by amandas toy October 26, 2011

Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011