Walnut

When you ejaculate and your semen covers an entire wall.

Oh my god dude! Last night I had the most amazing walnut.

by Nitro2499 January 27, 2019

Walnut

1.) A fat or large person.

2.) A woman that your unsure if pregnant or not.

" John looks like a damn walnut."

"Is kelly pregnant? she looks like a walnut.

by stormmmm >xD March 27, 2024

butt walnut

a walnut from your butt

bob: my dih yearns for randy's butt walnut

by feelingmontagreat August 7, 2025

Walnut

Walnut is a crack headed idiot that everyone hates very deeply
it is a 17 year old British gremlin thing
Legends say walnut is still out there stealing kneecaps and deez nuts ing people
kill on sight.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING WALNUT, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

by WALNUTTTTT June 2, 2021

Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 6, 2020

Walnut

What you would call someone who calls themselves a gamer by playing mobile games

"Are you a gamer?"
"Yeah."
"What do you play?"
"Clash of Clans, PUBG Mobile-"
"You absolute fucking Walnut."

by The Guy Down The Street888 December 9, 2018

Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around

Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??

by Olivier.C November 8, 2016