Walnut

What you would call someone who calls themselves a gamer by playing mobile games

"Are you a gamer?"
"Yeah."
"What do you play?"
"Clash of Clans, PUBG Mobile-"
"You absolute fucking Walnut."

by The Guy Down The Street888 December 9, 2018

Soggy Walnuts

When a man's testicles get wet from using the toilet for a bowel movement. Either from water being backed up too high, or a small toilet was used. More commonly the testicles could be too big or hang into the water.

"That old man's balls hang down so low he must get soggy walnuts when he shits"

by Captain Manary September 6, 2020

Walnut

Walnut is a crack headed idiot that everyone hates very deeply
it is a 17 year old British gremlin thing
Legends say walnut is still out there stealing kneecaps and deez nuts ing people
kill on sight.

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING WALNUT, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT

by WALNUTTTTT June 2, 2021

Walnut

Walnut, a nickname for the most beautiful and perfect person in the world. She doesn't know that though.

One day I will marry walnut, I love you walnut.

by Donethat03 August 5, 2021

Walnutting

When an individual continues to argue, despite knowing that their point of view is wrong, just because they do not want to admit defeat.

Man, Madison was walnutting so hard earlier, she knows she's wrong but still argues that the it's ok to cheat at darts.

by Flinteeznutz January 18, 2023

Walnut

A Cookie Run instagram content creator that edits for a so called genre of “story games”, they also stole their ex’s idea for their most recent post, most likely gained this missschiveous plan while eating milanesa as they consume it more than the average Italian pasta in minimum 48+ hours

They’re also wanted in twenty three countries and possess two deadly sisters as one of them acts as if she’s been born and raised in Harrison, while the other is a Swiftie
They’re quite the cutie patootie type but are real bad at slandering people and actually go for the raw demonizing

But you go mädchen!! 🦾🦾 (slang)

“Did you see Walnut’s newest post??”
“Yeah, how many gallons of water does bro expect me to drink?”

by Rate wer!! Wink wink July 14, 2023

Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.

Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"

by Whiteguys January 2, 2015