Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

leather wallet

A wallet made out of leather. What did you expect?

It felt good ejaculating into my leather wallet as a tribute to the photo of my deceased wife, whose picture I have in there.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Wallet Bunny

Any side of sexs’ who simpley follows men or women of any age. Asks for money, from of the same or different sex. Taking money, or expensive personal belongings. Claiming that your getting together, and that it will be returned. But will never be returned. Nor will you be with that person.

You’re a God Damn Wallet Bunny!

by Coolster2016 April 21, 2019

Ball's to the wallet

Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.

I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.

by Peter deter July 9, 2019

Ridge Wallet

Wallet usually owned by a closet pickle sniffer who surrounds himself by men.

Kyle always brings his ridge wallet to p-town

by Wally Dolly September 9, 2021

Ball wallet

The extra skin that hangs of a ballsack

While shaving his dick, he nicked his ball wallet.

by m00h July 12, 2019

Kevin's Wallet

An expensive wallet, usually from brands like Gucci, LV, or Supreme.

Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.

That Vietnamese boi standing there have a Kevin's Wallet.

I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.

When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.

by Ultra rich boi July 21, 2020