Waldorfian

A resident of Waldorf, Maryland typically coined by other Waldorf residents who happen to hate Waldorf and make fun of those who never leave the damn town.

"All the waldorfians never leave this town even though its only 25 minutes from Washington DC 7 Old Town Alexandria, VA, 45 minutes from Baltimore and 1.5 hours from Richmond!"

"Lets go to Denny's up on 301 and hang out with all the waldorfians"

In Waldorf MD, waldorfians call the popular clothing store "Up against The Wall" in the mall, "Up Against The Waldorf"

They also call Walmart, Up Against The Walmart... friggin waldorfians.

by Rich January 17, 2004

waldorfian

waldorfian, a loser person who luvs eurythmy and eats grass n tofu. they wear organic clothing and hemp materials. the waldorfian eurythmy teachers suck, smell like dead squirrel. the students or classmates of a waldorfian r usually really kool, like me.

sara eats hemp bars as she dances about the sun in her eurythmy slippers... waldorf kicks ass home dawgs! YA!

by A Dawg from class of 08' December 19, 2003

waldo

A marijuana cigarette.

I'm gonna go smoke a waldo

by Chris. March 9, 2003

Waldork

A person with a severe mental deficiency. They lack logic, critical thinking, intelligence, and gender. IF one is detected, it should be aborted without regard for age, nationality, legal preceding or social standing.

Get a life your fucking waldork

by U a cunt February 3, 2017

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005

Waldoboro Maine

Where the most disgusting, disrespectful, std/hiv piece of trash rednecks, sluts, stoners, and emos resign.

"Dude, this girl from Waldoboro Maine just messaged me on Facebook!"
"Stay the fuck away from her yo, her whole family is incest and i heard she got herps from her cousin dad brother uncle"

by bitchassniggaho July 1, 2015

Dirty Waldo

The term 'Dirty Waldo' originated in the South, particularly Greenville, South Carolina involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action then the penis going back into the ass, then her best friends mouth, then the male disappears. It has often been described by the AEK (Ass Eaters Klan) as an initiation right in reference to their Founder Waldo who invented this move then founded the AEK hence after.

DAAAMNN Playa...You in the AEK? How did you get a girl and her friend to do the "Dirty Waldo"??

by DJWALDO May 22, 2019