Wake-boarded

Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...

You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...

by Rack 'em and stack 'em August 25, 2008

wake surfing

a gay incarnation of surfing usually done by gay frat boys and overly intoxicated girls

what a bunch of wake surfing assholes

by TheTrUtHoFdAwOrLd September 14, 2018

Wake and blake

When someone wakes up, smokes weed, and watches Netflix at their parents house.

Wow man, I'm off work tomorrow and I can't wait to wake and blake.

by Swillz January 13, 2015

wake over

a wake over is the opposite of a sleepover, instead of going to a friend's to sleep you simply stay awake the whole time.

Hillary:Hey, wanna come over for a wake over?
Stephanie: sure just don't tell my mom, she hates when i stay up.

by makemebad June 23, 2009

wake up

good ass song by three days grace...

just listen to the song

by Vonny January 14, 2005

wake believe

A state in which a guy or two under there may awake into a world of fakedom; more or less going from real thoughts to un-real thoughts; a loss of friendship; a hatred of life.

When i came into wake believe, I was startled to find an ex-friend of mine blowing smoke in my face.

by Meanstatter October 5, 2006

wake and Break

Waking up and watching the latest episode of Breaking Bad that you pirated last night.

"Hey Todd! Whatcha up to, bro?"
"A little wake and Break before I head to work today, I missed it on TV last night."
"Haha Jesse d-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, PETE."

by zuch4n September 16, 2013