Vanessa Hudgens

A Filipino actress who just can't seem to grow out of childrens movies due to the marketing ploy called the "High School Musical" trilogy. Despite that she's had nude photos taken of her across the internet, there really is nothing or hers worth staring at. With no particular beauty, no particular talent, and a bitchy personality, the only thing that's keeping her a celebrity is (1) tenure from Disney, (2) her pussy, Zac Efron and her best friend, Ashley Tisdale, and (3) the media being forced to keep their eyes on her. One Disney alumni who practically is the opposite of Vanessa Hudgens is Hayden Panettiere, who actually has dedicated her life to making the world better for everyone.

Girl: Oh my god! Vanessa Hudgens is in here! Let's go meet her right away!
Boy: Hey, isn't that one of those "cool" kids from our school? Sure looks like it.
Girl: What?! But she's...uh...she's got a ton of money. Yeah!
Boy: Like the kind she finds in her underwear at clubs?
Girl: I guess your right, perhaps I can find girls hotter AND more friendly than her. It's possible.

by Smart American Male June 2, 2008

Vanessa

Better known as "SEXYWIFE". A Goddess of discipline whom you can only pray will teach you a lesson.
A master of the Submissive arts.

"Vanessa, youSEXYWIFE... I've been a very bad boy!"

by CockMagik January 2, 2017

Vank

A very angry wank.

Girl: "Me and my boyfriend were suppose to meet last night, it was going to be the first time we made love."
Boy: "What happened?"
Girl: "His car broke down and he couldn't get here!"
Boy: "Ha, I bet he had a Vank."
Girl: "Vank?"

by NotMyRealName1 January 10, 2013

Vanessa

Vanessa is the girl with all the right moves in all the right places ;), and she will do ANYTHING for any man and even any woman (within reason). She's very flexible and able to adapt to any position, yet she's still Firm and can get any man Hard.

Bonuses:
- Disease free.
- High quality 1080p mate.
- Fullcream milk.
- Provides lov'in anytime of month.

Anon1: "What did you do last night?"

Anon2: "I had the best sex of my life, she was an absolute Vanessa!"

David Sexican: "Damn! Imma git me sum of dat ass!"

by Buttholedestroyer August 10, 2012

vanessa Paradis

Vanessa Paradis is a French pop singer, and even though she is actually not that good at what she does her songs, such as Joe Le Taxi, are sort of catchy and cute. She currently resides in France with sex symbol Johnny Depp, which puts her up there as one of the most envied celebrity spouses around (see Juliet Joslin). Vanessa and Johnny Have two children - Lily Rose and Jack.

I wish i were married to Johnny Depp like Vanessa Paradis.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

Vanessa Hudgens

A dirty, no good fucking slut, who needs to pose naked to get peer pressure out of her life.

Ass of a slut + A bitch with no life= Vanessa Hudgens

by Nuh Uh December 29, 2007

Vanessa

Vanessa is a beautiful,smart, wonderful and fun to be around..She loves everyone of her friends. she has a best friend named Samantha. She would be one of the most perfect people you will ever meet. I couldn't live without her.She is skinny,pretty, and perfect.she is very funny and nice. She don't take crap from anybody.She is great at volleyball and math. All the things that describes her are: Beautiful,perfect,skinny,smart,funny,loveble, and did i mention pretty?She is un-describale.

Jordan-Did you see vanessa?
Me-Yea shes beautiful ain't she?
Jordan-So beautiful

by Volleyball Fan March 12, 2013