Uterus

Object that your male friend penetrates while *bumping uglies* Usually painful for the one night stand lady.

While Johnny fucked Sally, she screamed in pain, because Johnny was penetrating her uterus.

by Sally December 15, 2003

uterus

An area on a woman created by pants/shorts that might be a little to big or incorrectly fitted that causes a small bulge or bunched area in the crotch area. Resembling the shape of a uterus.

"Those pants are giving you a weird uterus region"
"Dont buy those shorts, they give you a uterus".

by Emine March 10, 2004

utensiling

when males and females lie together all facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

The other day my boyfriend and i were utensiling.

by oshlivia November 26, 2006

Uterus

1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.

"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

pull an In Utero

When a band follows up a their breakout success album with an album that is intentionally less polished and more experimental than the album that preceded it.

Named after the album "In Utero" by Nirvana, which was the follow up to the multiplatinum album "Nevermind."

The band pulled an In Utero (pull an In Utero) with their new album in an attempt to distance themselves from their mainstream peers.

by nirvanainutero May 1, 2009

uterass

Noun: a medical term for when during birth the pressure becomes too great for the woman to bear and eventually exploding her taint. The explosion of the taint joins the uterus and the anus creating an uterass.

Susan: what is it doc?!?
Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am... it was the baby’s forehead...
Susan: huh...
Doc: you have an uterass.
Susan: Nooooooo!

by Yunguterass July 10, 2018