Definitions by Yunguterass

patwik 

patwik or fg_cuzzo is the most guapo adolescent boy in all the lands. it is rumored that he broke out of prison using only his jawline and a clementine peel.

some random skeez: "who is that?"
all of fg: "thats guapo patwik!"

patwik by Yunguterass February 1, 2019

uterass 

Noun: a medical term for when during birth the pressure becomes too great for the woman to bear and eventually exploding her taint. The explosion of the taint joins the uterus and the anus creating an uterass.

Susan: what is it doc?!?
Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am... it was the baby’s forehead...
Susan: huh...
Doc: you have an uterass.
Susan: Nooooooo!

uterass by Yunguterass July 10, 2018