Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003

Upstate

If there are less than 3 cities or villages within a 20-mile radius of your address with a population of less than 30,000, you are upstate.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Upstate

The area more than 5 towns north of the Bronx

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

upstate new york

The provinces. A dowdy, depressed, depressing, crime-ridden shithole that bleeds New York City (ironically the safest big city in America) dry to keep itself afloat. Full of inferiority-complex-addled jackasses who whine about how there's more to this state than the City and act so big because the capital of New York State (Albany) is there. Big friggin' deal. Go move to that sterile NYC clone Toronto if you like it so much, upstaters, and stop thinking you're so great until you can clean up your act and actually be productive.

Okay, so there's more to New York State than the City. No one gives a damn, unless you like nature (big whoop), economic stagnation, and urban blight that's right up there with the Midwest rustbelt, metropolitan Detroit, and eastern Germany. Upstate can go ahead and fall into the Great Lakes.

by Upstate <<<<<<<<<< The City June 11, 2006

kick upstairs

promote to get rid of

He's a complete fuck-up but his mom's high up so they're gonna kick him upstairs.

kick upstairs

by abbraca September 7, 2009

uptard

Being uptarded. Haha. This means that one is a little more retarded than just a normal retard and thus achieving the status of "uptard."

People add words to the urbandictionary without defining them are uptards.

by Douchebag March 26, 2004

Upstate New York

The beautiful subrban part of new york. The real New york. It is a cultural ritzy expensive part of new york. Itis not all city thee is some farms. Upstaters are not hicks they just own lots of land and enjoy having fun. The average size of a yard is 1.5 acres. It is the most beautiful area of new york. It is home to niagra falls. It also has some big cities, Buffalo, Syracuse, Albany. But it is also home to some tiny cities. Phoenix Fulton Baldwinsville. We are the rel tough new yorkers that can stand anything.
LONGISLAND IS NOT A PART OF FUCKING UPSTATE

NYC-er:Damn its so cold
Upstate -er:how cold is it
NYC-er:50 degrees
Upstate -er:WTF thats not cold that just wicked warm
NYC-er:okay ya hick
*upstate New York -er kicks the NYC-ers ass for coming to upsate

by real upstate new yorker June 11, 2009