under minge

where the sweat from your asshole meets the sweat from your vag hole and fucken stinks

Rob: man i can smell her under minge from here
Sean, i had a taste of that under minge earlier, there was a sweetness to that warm smell, and a clotted cream sensation in my throat
jack: Do what a want yeah

by the vagicians May 18, 2015

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010

Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

under the needle

Getting a tattoo

"Dude I'm getting more ink today"
"Ahh, going back under the needle"

by fawn_dillmiballs October 8, 2013

Under the Ginfluence

The state of drunkenness caused by drinking gin or gin-based cocktails like a martini or gin and tonic.

I was under the ginfluence after drinking three martinis and texted my ex.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 9, 2022

under the cocks

Going out for a tapped beer (directly translated from Danish: under hanerne.

Hi Guys, let' go under the cocks.

by Har1 January 9, 2016

The under cuck

When a cuckold (male spouse) is laying flat underneath his wife or spouse (usually in a 69 position) while she is getting rammed by a bull (other male)

Me and the misses just tried the under cuck the other night and the view was fantastic!

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016