sucky uncle

An uncle who really ducks.

That one eyed man is a sucky uncle because he always upset his nephew.

by Sucky UNCLE November 3, 2015

Shame Uncle

A person known to bring shame to his family. Even from young age, he behaves like an uncle and tries to guide his peers, but always ends up misguiding them. Also known to spam call his friends when they are playing games on their phones.

Don't listen to Shame Uncle, he will only misguide us!

by iCarp May 12, 2021

Uncle Shamus

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy

You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there

by RadientEclipse June 28, 2011

uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex

Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week

by AmK11 March 15, 2017

uncle howard

To shit everywhere in someone else’s bathroom, I mean everywhere under the seat, behind the toilet, and then to leave with the evidence running up ones back.

While donning a bunny mask and apron, Aunt Sue asking for rubber gloves because someone just fucking Uncle Howarded the damn toilet.

by Fireside drinkers August 9, 2019

uncle trump

That fucked up Uncle that gave you money. (Via his tax cut).

Uncle Trump is at it again... it’s all about him.

by Hey it’s Me November 4, 2017

Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul is a fictional character made up to impress other and make them laugh. He is usually used for jokes to make sad girls from battle fields laugh.

Uncle Paul’s going to get us all an md from his vending machine

by Wee eccie May 20, 2021