After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.
by Sanias September 16, 2006
Get the Mike Tysonmug. Sexy boy you lock eyes with from across the beach, he's looking flyy with his washboard abs and golden glistening body while he's playing frisbee. He will take you on a romantic date where he will propose, and after that he will rock your world!
by Clairtin J.Jone$ June 22, 2010
Get the Tyson mcabsmug. A cooned Tyson is a black person who has just been fucked up the ass by another negro. Also reffering to a gay black gang bang.
by Kyle Mauger May 5, 2005
Get the cooned Tysonmug. by Gregg Brady July 25, 2006
Get the mike tysonmug. by crazyychickk001 December 6, 2010
Get the mike tysonmug. -noun
1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.
-verb
2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.
1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.
-verb
2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.
Fan 1: Did you see Javale McGee miss all of those wide-open dunks last night?
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!
by Lakers Fan December 26, 2012
Get the Tyson Chandlermug. by Homosexual. July 12, 2019
Get the Whiteface Tysonmug.