Twinkie Smoker

Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker
This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"
by GG and Mary AH November 05, 2009
Get the Twinkie Smoker mug.

twinkie train

Twinkie train means 2 or more cars in a row with 20 inch rims or bigger.
"Here we come on them twinkie trains with the hood screamin we on our way"- Clipse
by Da Shredder February 24, 2007
Get the twinkie train mug.

Twinky Tidy

Twinky Tidy: -adj
(Abb: 'twidy')

When an individual cleans a room and it matches the standard of that of a twinks room in a porn film.
Have you seen Luke's room? It looks so twidy (twinky tidy)!
by UKTwink May 23, 2014
Get the Twinky Tidy mug.

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.
I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.
by testicheese December 24, 2019
Get the Twinkie in the Porthole mug.

twinkie toss

(1) to give a very rough hand job that hurts, yet somehow feels oh so good
(2) to masturbate with little or no lube
My dick is so chapped from that freakin' twinkie toss she gave me last night.
by brotha from anotha motha November 01, 2005
Get the twinkie toss mug.

Stinky Twinkie

The act of pooping out a live midget.
"Dude want to see me pull a Stinky Twinkie?!"
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*
by Triple N August 07, 2011
Get the Stinky Twinkie mug.

twinkie

the act of filling the girls anus, vagina, and mouth with semen
"dude i gave this girl a twinkie last night and she loved it"

- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"
by cloud93 November 16, 2013
Get the twinkie mug.