turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 22, 2006

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A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

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a person that does not like to lunch out or a person that is openly against lunchin

basically, this person is a buzz kill.

The other day me and KJ were lunchin out, and Ralph decided to be a total turtle and take away our weed!

by Rachel Cox April 13, 2008

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What happens to a guy when it is cold out side. also known as tutling

It was cold and ure penis was small, it turtled

by Josh February 17, 2005

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dude that turtle was delicious

by A Stillisano October 21, 2009

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the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck

by lah lah lah November 23, 2014

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Someone with a bald head that wears a workout shit with a tight neck.

Heryman is a turtle.

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