Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

trenchbutt

Trenchbutt is a worm-caused disease from the First World War in which worms would crawl from anus to anus of soldiers in trenches. It was the second most cause of casualties on the Western Front.

Did you hear Bob has a nasty case of trenchbutt?

by Dan October 8, 2004

trench crotch

A Fungal infection of the Genitals (similar to Trench Foot)

This is often caused by 3-4 days at a festival or party with no attention to personal hygiene.

it is also referred to as "Dangle Rot"...

Fuck me john, I pulled this bird at The Glade Festival and when i went down on her i had a peep at her growler and it stank like a heap of rotten cottage cheese, I think she has got trench crotch

by Rick Walford January 5, 2008

Trancepod

An Ipod sent down from the gardens of Mt. Olympus with god like qualities, must be 4gb or more, pimped out to full capacity with the glourious tones and basslines of the musical sensation that is trance (Dubstep and generic pop optional). Features the work of Aartento Divini, Armann van Burren, Dj Tiesto and Dj Swerve.

Person 1: "Can I listen to the sweet trance i can hear emnating from your Ipod?"
Person 2 (shocked): "Ipod?! It's a trancepod!, a thing of dreams!"

by libertin0 March 12, 2010

Trancel Culture

Comes from the words "cancel culture" and "transgender". A specific form of cancel culture which is done (mostly) by online trans activists.

The term was coined by MrGirl.

Max has been tranceled. Trancel culture got him!

by rgbkiller April 3, 2022

Trench Wench

Trench Wench: A hard core female Marianas Trench fan. Often found front row at Marianas Trench concerts(aka The Moat). Likes pirates, kills ninjas, indestructible.
'Band slut' is NOT a simile for a Trench Wench.

Person 1:"I saw a girl beat up a couple of Ninjas, then go to a Marianas trench concert"

Person 2: "That, my friend, is what you call a trench wench"

by Trench Wench July 5, 2010

a state of trance

its a radio show made by no1 dj in the world armin van buuren .....and it means 2 meanings
1- a state of trance : as in the state of trance like a state of california or texas
2- a state of trance : as in a mood of trance like a mood of listening to trance music

1- oh my god i listened to the last a state of trance and it was awsome

by vodca333 December 14, 2009