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Transiberian Treadmill

a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!
Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"
by mDiB November 11, 2010
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treadmill metal

Heavy, thrash-death metal music that although going very fast, doesn't seem to go anywhere.
Dude, this band's guitars are tight but it is total fucking treadmill metal.
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Tread Mill Raped

When you are sprinting on a treadmill and you fall and your face gets raped by the moving treadmill. If their is a wall behind the treadmill, you also get wall raped (look up if necessary) the treadmill shows no mercy in viciously raping your face and spiting you out behind it once it is done. if you notice a slight change in speed, stop immediately and call the Tread mill Rape hot line.
Bill says:"Dude, what happened to your face?"

Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"
by themuffinman69 April 23, 2009
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Treading in black waters

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.
After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.
by Aethon Warrior November 14, 2009
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Rusty Treacle

The end product of a good anal sesh.Solid cable made more fluid with the introduction of a males potential babies
Russell: Fuck Yeah!!!

Mo:Godddd Damn It Russ, your spaf is makin turnin ma shit into Rusty Treacle!!
by Sir Marc Wilcox February 20, 2009
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tread

a Tire, wheel, tube on a bicycle or a car.
I ran over a piece of glass and now I need a new tread
by Deek da Biker December 28, 2005
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Re-tread

a woman that has no shame; esp. when in reference to sleeping with guys that know each other; a woman that has been "passed around"; scandalous
"Hey, who's that girl talking to Bob? Is it that re-tread from the party the other night?" "Sure is..."
by Kirkles August 28, 2005
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