Religous Touretts

Syndrome, which most people have, that causes them to exclaim things relating to a religion or has a religious background.

Christian Woman: "Sweet holy mary mother of jesus our lord and savior!"

Random Guy: "She has Religous Touretts and needs the hospital!"

Christian Woman: "Oh Lord!"

by xXRenegadeXx April 27, 2009

Tourette's syndrome

A disorder of the brain that causes its victims to twitch uncontrollably and to scream incoherently and often with obscene words.

Michael isn't crazy. You have to understand, he has Tourette's syndrome.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

vaginal tourette's

A condition that causes an individual to randomly yell out words that are usually associated with female reproductive organs.

Ex.
Twat, piss-clam, snach, cunt, beaver, love hole, pussy, clitoris, ovary, fallopian tube, uterus, ect…

IE:
Brian drops a TV on his foot and yells “ AHHHHHHHHH........... Pussy, clit, cunt “
You say “Damn Brian you got vaginal tourette's or something’?”

by The Crackin' January 16, 2014

Sexual Tourettes

The spontaneous out breaking of sexual activity. This can be anything from making out and up. Sexual is usually an off and on thing. One moment you'll be talking to the couple about something and the next they're kissing and then they're back to talking to you. This will happening multiple times during a conversation or social gathering.

"I swear patrick and katie have sexual tourettes. They keep making out at random times in public".

by OnWisconsin123 April 9, 2011

Internet Tourettes

A condition in which people with myspace, facebook, etc. put random, irrelevant things in his/her status. Often using ALL CAPS and containing two or more exclaimation points.

"MY CHURRO CAN TURN INTO A PINK FROSTED DONUT!!!"

Person1: "What's your favorite band?"
Person2: "OMGWTFBBQTOTALLYCOOL ME TOO!!!!!"
Person1; "Dude, you have Internet Tourettes, they have pills for that now."

by GuiltySpark June 8, 2009

Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.

I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.

by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022

Toilet Tourettes

Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.

“What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.

“Ah Toilet Tourettes”

by thedangersofboredom July 7, 2021