A condition in which people with myspace, facebook, etc. put random, irrelevant things in his/her status. Often using ALL CAPS and containing two or more exclaimation points.
"MY CHURRO CAN TURN INTO A PINK FROSTED DONUT!!!"
Person1: "What's your favorite band?"
TOTALLYCOOL ME TOO!!!!!"
Person1; "Dude, you have Internet Tourettes, they have pills for that now."