lauryn templeton

the definition of cringe; makes you wanna die

Lauryn Templeton just walked in...I can feel you cringing.

by icanfeelyoucringing December 22, 2016

SAUSAGE TEMPLE

A body that likes a lot of Sausage

Kim said while ordering breakfast, "My body is a Sausage Temple"

by marcowh May 3, 2019

Gillette Templeton

When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.

Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"

by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 15, 2021

Shlopple-on-Topple

The fluctuating interface of actual and perceived movement within one's visual field during the "peak" period of a drug-induced hallucination (which is often more pronounced while laying on the floor or leaning up against a stable object).

Man, when that fungus started ringin' the other night and loudmouth showed up with her crazy stories, she done reigned down a god damn shlopple-on-topple ensemble on my twisted ass.

by Neurosojourner October 12, 2010

topless boxing

Uniquely female form of fighting, involving boxing while revealing breasts. A type or sub-genre of foxy boxing, girlfight, bitchfight, chickfight or catfight. Popular in certain varieties of bars and strip clubs and available on numerous web sites.

My woman don't like me fucking that bitch with huge tits. There's only one solution: topless boxing.

by Illam August 9, 2007

Shirley Temple

A sexual act when an adult female pretends to be a minor for the purpose of paedophilic sexual fantasy as popularised by the British television show Cracker.

That old perv down the road keeps bringing home prostitutes and has them dress up as little girls. Sure, for now it's just a harmless Shirley Temple, but it's only a matter of time before he goes after the real thing.

by S21 May 25, 2009

tumple

an otherwise loveable person who coerces other people into doing things for them by making pitiful sounds.

Matt: Hey Jah, I hear you're dating that new girl, Aysha. She cool?
Jah: Yeah she's sweet. She's a real tumple though.

Matt: Dang!

by liberatti July 24, 2010