eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.

I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.

by cliffzedge November 19, 2010

Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020

Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

Quaker Oatmeal

Adj. Possessing the qualities of one Thomas Regan.

Stop being such a Quaker oatmeal.

by Chanasty February 25, 2014

Brown sugar oatmeal

The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.

"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."

by Kneegrodamus October 22, 2013

Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65

I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie

by DollFace07 March 17, 2023