tiny grasshopper

A person who is still in the learning stage of something.

Funny when you use it in pseudo asian/zen-like way.

Student: "I don't understand how to do this freaking math problem!"

Tutor: "You are still just a tiny grasshopper..."

by Feeman October 30, 2007

tiny dick

it is a dick but tiny

ew you have a tiny dick

by ame with e October 14, 2019

Tiny Penis

Someone who is probably called Jay has a tiny penis

Omg have you seen Jay Tiny penis

by SeabassTheFish February 7, 2020

Tiny Tim

While you're blowing your load all over a girls face, you immediately crack her over the head with a ukulele while yelling Ohhhhhhhhh, take it all, bitch!

Hey baby, I want to give you a Tiny Tim

by Drawnats May 22, 2015

tiny alice

A slang gay term for a tight ass hole.

Tom has a tiny alice

by stello March 22, 2008

Tiny Dancer

A young man, usually under 5ft 5, who has a startling ability to immediately start dancing with no transitional period, often when you least expect it.

Woah, did you see Gavin Brown in the Market House last night? That guy's a Tiny Dancer.

by Dave February 6, 2003

Tiny D

Nickname of Governor Ron DeSantis inferring his male appendage is not just little, but minuscule or tiny.

Tiny D Santis is running for President but doesn’t have enough Big D Energy to win the nomination.

by Donald Trump’s 🍄🍆 March 14, 2023