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Adirondack Threesome

"A threesome that occurs with one man and one woman" Comes from math challenged Carhartt wearing rednecks who think that 1+1=Threesome
"My perfect Adirondack Threesome is Ginger.......and......and....and me"
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Redneck Threesome

The act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.
Because his girlfriend would never go for it, Cletus had his own Redneck Threesome.
by SeeUPee August 15, 2012
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Neapolitan Threesome

A threesome involving 3 people all of different races. Reference to the strawberry, chocolate, vanilla flavored ice cream.
My white ass had a Neapolitan Threesome lastnight with Shaniqua and Ching Lee. Idk if I liked the chocolate or fried rice better.
by Crygor the Titty Master May 18, 2012
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Golden Threesome

The third time a person has sex with two people at one time. That is, the third threesome. Analogous to golden birthday.

Any kind of threesome counts. Three girls, three guys, two girls and a guy, or two guys and a girl.
First, Dick slept with Jane and Sally. Then Dick slept with Jane and Tommy. Then, for his golden threesome, Dick slept with Angela and Tammy, successfully completing his golden threesome.

It may be many years before Dick pulls off a golden foursome.
by itsyallyall December 16, 2012
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threesome

Noun: A sexual encounter involving one man and two women. Contrasted against a sexual encounter involving two men and one woman - a Gang Bang or Train Ride.
Sally did not consider her husband's advances towards Amy as cheating because the trio regularly enjoyed threesomes
by crew8221 March 8, 2004
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Hillbilly-threesome

Pertaining to family (mainly actual cousins) who have sex with eachother and a horse.
Josie and her cousin just got done having a hillbilly-threesome with her horse Ed.
by Filmore Beavers August 2, 2010
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Christian Threesome

A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.
Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"
by maschinetheist November 7, 2011
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