by Simon Mui February 27, 2009

by pachop4u March 15, 2009

Friend 1: What you doing tonight
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn
Friend 2: Probably going to be whacking the didgeridoo to some porn
by Lil Smithy October 30, 2018

"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"
"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."
"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."
by Emvaya May 6, 2020

Common name for "testicular akathisia"--also commonly known as "jimmy nuts": an uncontrolable urge to persistently shift, manipulate, or joggle one's testicles.
by Even Cleaveland January 3, 2007

When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.
Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!
Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!
Dude's Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!
by fallenaway December 16, 2008

by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008
