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20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)
"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024
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last-century

In the early part of any century when the majority of the adult population has been born, or any item referred to - that may refer to middle age and a proto-digital, analog-waning lifestyle and thought process which can include bias or opinion that changes in society with time.
Kids today use their phones to make their video blogs while using a VHS camcorder is so last-century.

That dial telephone ringing is so last-century.
by Udderly Fresh January 16, 2021
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21st Century Breakfast

Alex always starts his day with a 21st Century Breakfast. It's clean, fast, and completely free!
by The Average Sad Man May 21, 2016
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21st Century Caligula

Nickname for Joe Biden

see also: Robert Peters, Pedo Pete, The Big Guy, Sleepy Joe, Traitor Joe, and Brandon
by Objective-Reason Daddy August 23, 2023
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Chewed on a Century

When your riding the top deck of the 100 double decker bus and your driven into a low bridge and find yourself being chewed by wrought Iron
Fuck going on that bus I’m not being chewed on a century
by Chef de Clunge July 22, 2025
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century

by Tsaunka September 29, 2020
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century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020
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