Theo

Theo sucks at league, and tetris like holyyyyy, he has a thing for chink eyes, i mean i guess hes decent looking and all but still he suuuucccks at league.

Theo said no to my offer of giving him a blanket
WHAT A BITCH

by theotterbox October 1, 2017

theo lynden

Theo lynden is my best friend Sophia Alcock ' s crush . She said she wanted to snog him and sleep with him.

Sophia Alcock sat on Theo Lynden ' face and farted.

by Potato Butt May 11, 2017

theo's bicep

The highest compliments of anyone that trains their upper arm, Takes years of practice and dedication to reach such a high level.

OMD i literally just creamed my self, he had such a theo's bicep.

by Yermum123 May 7, 2018

Theo

It's a really sporty name, that much people like. It' a lot famous people how has that name.

Hi, Theo, come and show some skills!

by Ahmed634 March 3, 2017

down town theo

When you eat a girl out after she shits

Yo you look like down town Theo!
How'd you know bro?

by Notarealrocker March 3, 2017

Theo Bailey

Wow theo bailey is just one of the best people i have ever met , he is sooo funny and a great friend .He also is fun to get drunk with.

Wow do you know Theo Bailey ,No? Ur missing out

by Ily bby xx April 6, 2020

The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told

Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....

by gowk_ February 25, 2020