Theo

many might believe that Theo means god in greek but that is not true. Theo is short for Theodor which essentially is the person who offers god gifts

Hi Theo you’re really cute. I know your name doesn’t mean god. I happen to be extremely educated. Your super sized dixk can still serve me well…

by greedysurvey April 16, 2022

Theo

A macho frog man full of beans. Definitely deserves a hug.

"I knew that he was a Theo!"

by aye it's kaye September 21, 2021

Theo

Theo is a crack up lad who pisses around in class, all his teachers hate him but his friends find him hella funny. Mrs Noble hates him and so does Mrs Martinez. He is very gay and likes to dry hump random people. He will never get Bex's even though he tried so many times

"Miss, how do you say forest in Spanish?" " THEO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASS" What a lad

by Da Pug11 October 16, 2019

Theo has curtains

Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say

YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does

Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies

by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024

Theo

Theo is a Fortnite god who plays 14 hours a day and gets 10 bombs against level 2's and bots. And you're 4 years old. In summary, it's the fortnite kid who sits at the nut-free table who no one wants to talk to but knows.

Ur cracked at fortnite, kinda like a theo. "Ew"

by Quitavious Leshawnty May 18, 2022

Theo

Theo is the type of friend that takes the piss but is the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet.

Theo’s a fuckin virgin

by KingSmoth November 6, 2019

Theo

-Morbidly a beast
-The only true rizzler
-"Legalize Anabolic swag"

"Rizz me this Philipp"
"stfu ur such a Theo"

by Rizzler69420 December 3, 2022