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Shit winding

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.
After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.
by Annafc May 31, 2016
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dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path
It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.
by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016
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Chicken wind

The hot, meat scented air that comes out of the oven when you open it.
Adam: Dude what's wrong? You look disgusted.
Jerry: I just got hit with chicken wind. And I'm vegan!
Adam: Jerry seriously no one cares that you're vegan.
by im_jack_h June 17, 2016
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Bucket of Wind

The best up-and-coming podcast on the interwebs. The show is currently available on YouTube, Podbean, and GooglePlay - Coming soon to iTunes!
Bucket of Wind is my absolute favorite podcast!
by Bucketofwind January 31, 2018
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Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020
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the wind took it

a blanket excuse to offset the blame for any kind of bad throw/kick/whatever in a ball or disc-centric outdoor activity. may even be used indoors.
Person 1: *serves a volleyball. volleyball goes backwards and lands on a roof.*
Person 2: you suck and volleyball and you suck at life! get off da field!
Person 1: the wind took it!
by cabbagemonster69 July 29, 2011
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April Winds

Lisa was having an April Winds on Saturday. She went to the beach, chopped firewood, and drank tea until dusk.
by silverseal September 19, 2011
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