When you get an unsolicited dick pick. Just look at this peacock fluff his feathers to get a mate.
A fuckboy will fluff his penis and take a picture to send to his "future mate". 9×outta 10 if you do this your seen as a creep. Ask first before you expose yourselves guys. You can't stop from being peacocked unless the peacock stops in you boys... 😂
A fuckboy will fluff his penis and take a picture to send to his "future mate". 9×outta 10 if you do this your seen as a creep. Ask first before you expose yourselves guys. You can't stop from being peacocked unless the peacock stops in you boys... 😂
by GoodEveningEevee December 16, 2021
by DeVamke November 11, 2015
the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.
Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.
by Gaveutheanwser August 14, 2022
by Slurpy licker May 01, 2022
Stop peacocking me!
by Ignatz76 December 09, 2019
Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.
This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.
The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.
The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.
"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"
"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."
"What the fuck, Ron."
"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."
"What the fuck, Ron."
by Icantbelieveyouvedonethis69 May 05, 2018
Let's go Peacocking in the club!
by T-Savage September 02, 2016