UP LAID

When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.
Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
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loo laid

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'
by Buttzzz September 19, 2014
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Laid

Getting fucked. Typically happens at parties or at bars.
Mark: Yo dude! How was the party??
Devon: it was great! I got laid-
Mark: oh cool, was she good?
Devon: yeah! He made my back hurt

Mark: HE?!?!
by mikelovestobey March 13, 2022
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Laid

Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day
“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
Ye bro,same!”
by Bored247 March 15, 2020
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LAIDS

Lady-aids or lesbian-aids.

Nobody really knows.
"AYYY, you got LAIDS!"
"Nah, mate i'm not lesbian!"
"But you are a Lady!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
by Primake September 25, 2018
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plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.
Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.
by Fun12388 March 18, 2024
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