Hoover

When you are showering with a girl and you get out to shit. While you shit, she leans over from the shower and gives you a blumpkin while you sit on the toilet, and she remains in the shower.

Winston: Did you hear what Jayde did to Jamal?
Chaps: Na bro, what happened?
Winston: She gave him a hoover!

by Charlie Chaplinass November 3, 2011

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Get the Hoovermug.

hoover dam

while a woman is performing fellatio on a male and before the male feels that he is going to bust he grabs a large blund object (which he hid nearby prior to the act)and knocks out the woman. he then proceeds and finishes in her mouth however because the woman is knocked out the substance stays in her mouth and dries up creating a blockage.

woman: (awakengin to bruise on her head) "wow what happened last night?"

maid: "senor nicholas gave you a hoover damn, also we need more lemon pledge"

by blahblahblah1234654542 July 6, 2011

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Herbert Hoover

(noun) The product of one man shitting on another man's stomach adding an assortment of unspecified spices followed by a brisk session of anal sex.

That guy smells like he got a Herbert Hoover last night.

by Dante Valentine May 2, 2006

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hoover lips

A person with a set of lips that resemble a vacuum cleaner.
A cocksucker that can attach thier lips to a dick with the force
of shop vac.
A woman who can cause instant ejaculation just by placing her
ample lips around a cock.

I just got the blowjob of a lifetime from hoover lips.

by jsd9632 August 14, 2012

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