The Hatch

The worst Roblox event ever held to date, with The Haunt being a close second Actually, no, it isn't close. The Hatch is MUCH worse. The official game for the event has a <30% like rating and the games in it are pure slop. Not to mention that apparently Roblox used AI for the eggs.

The event first struck controversy when they allowed an infamous user by the name of "TheOfficialTeddy" to playtest the event's game. I'm not going to get into those details, if you don't know who I'm talking about then do some research. The event finally came out and oh, LORD. It was over the moment it started. Some of the games use blatant AI in their thumbnails and Roblox doesn't care.

Roblox has proven that they support generative AI and that they don't actually care about the games on their platform.

A Roblox player: "What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!"
Another Roblox player: "I know, right?? The Hatch sucks, Roblox can't make any good events anymore."

by Suzuki SV650S in blue July 5, 2025

Hatching Chick

When eating Kraft singles, poking a hole in it and sticking your tongue through the hole.

While stuck in traffic, I saw a girl with a hatching chick in her mouth.

by Johnny Feyev November 3, 2011

your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018

The Hatch

The worst Roblox event to ever be held, with The Haunt being a close second. Most of the games in it are pure slop and apparently Roblox used generative AI for the eggs. Even Carl the NPC himself hates the event and his game is participating in it. Yes, Roblox games in The Hatch are hating on the event. Not to mention the official game for it has a <30% like rating. The event proves that Roblox support AI and that they either don't play the games on their platform, or they love to glaze Sprunki for some reason.

A Roblox player: What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find The Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!
Another Roblox player: I know, right? The Hatch fucking sucks.

by anonymous July 5, 2025

Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch

I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.

by Supersport99 January 11, 2006

Hatch end high school

Hatch end high school is for people who don't get into harrow high, cannons or Whitmore. It's all white rejects in here.

I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WRITING AN EXAMPLE OF THE WAY ITS USED.

Hatch end High school is not based.

by Sergeant Knuckles February 1, 2022

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025