Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.

Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

by JediAndi April 8, 2006

Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

A solo wank is better than two shags

Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'

by Wutanglou December 13, 2015

talk to the hand

A common term for masturbation.

Hand and penis are very good friends.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

talk to the hand

very simple version of masturbation

69 or maybe 96
or 10 or 669

by og'elend heruamin March 3, 2004

The Hand Of Munger

1. A very wise phrase to do a google search on.
2. The appropriate place for those in the know to use as their browser's home-page.

I went to The Hand Of Munger at davemunger.blogspot.com, and now I am cool.

by davemunger.blogspot.com August 23, 2003

The hand that feeds

Don't bite it.

Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.

by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016