Distance 10's

Girls who from a distance appear very sexy looking but end up being ugly close up.

Nah she's one of them Distance 10's

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.

by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021

Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.

Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.

by niggman star33 January 21, 2021

Hard on piss distance

Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.

He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.

by Snailboy April 22, 2010

Distance learning

A group of fags that think they are sooooo good because they are smart, news flash they are not, so shut you gay ass up and shove a dildo up each others ass

Look at the gay distance learning kids

by Harry not Harry November 20, 2018

Long-distance sleepover

When, during a video call on a program such as Skype, both parties fall asleep while not exiting the call.

Person 1: Hey, I heard your friend from out of town spent the night!
Person 2: No, we just fell asleep together over Skype.
Person 1: Ah, so you had a long-distance sleepover.
Person 2: Guess so.

by whenaroseisdenial August 31, 2013

square social distance

6 square feet.

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020