How much do you weigh baby, about 150?
Nah? 170?
Nuh uh? 190?
No? Holy shit bitch, don't tell me you're bustin the deuce!
Nah? 170?
Nuh uh? 190?
No? Holy shit bitch, don't tell me you're bustin the deuce!
by pimpology 1 and 2 September 05, 2003
V. To deuce or be deuced
Used to informally reject someone's statement as untrue, stupid or absurd & thus prescribing two hits on the shoulder and a slap on the back of the head.
Used to informally reject someone's statement as untrue, stupid or absurd & thus prescribing two hits on the shoulder and a slap on the back of the head.
Bryan: Top 3 Ballers all time: Magic, Byrd and Ewing
Slick: that's a deuce!(enforces)
Slick: you didn't say MJ.
J: yo American idol was live last night.
Rick: Deuce.
Slick: that's a deuce!(enforces)
Slick: you didn't say MJ.
J: yo American idol was live last night.
Rick: Deuce.
by SanDirt September 25, 2013
Jen: ahh ok i gotta decide what type of zombie i will be
Steve: What options you thinkin about?
Jen: hmm.. prostitute zombie?
Steve: ...I think that is a splendid idea. Do you need a ride there? I'd be happy to deuce you.
Steve: What options you thinkin about?
Jen: hmm.. prostitute zombie?
Steve: ...I think that is a splendid idea. Do you need a ride there? I'd be happy to deuce you.
by streetshark86 October 30, 2011
A standard case of diarrhea; an uncomfortable and uncontrollable need to defecate; a stomach ailment treatable with Pepto-Bismol
I cannot wait to go to India this year, but I expect to catch The Deuces; Do not sample Joe's BBQ patties, lest you suffer The Deuces; I thought I'd be in and out, but I got slowed by The Deuces
by digital jamando April 07, 2015