cactus pussy

A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.

"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."

-Brian Hunter

"My penis slipped out and... OWWW! I was chaffed by cactus pussy."

by thrwnhunter October 26, 2009

Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.

The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

Cactus Pricker

A person of any gender who constantly shaves pubic area, then after a while of not shaving have sex and prick the other person.

I gave cindy a Cactus Pricker last friday because I forgot to shave again before hand.

by Andrew Mueller January 7, 2006

Cactus Jack

One of the greatest rapper of all time Travis Scott’s other names. Also the name of his record label. When you’d order the Travy Patty at McDonald’s, you’d tell them Cactus Jack sent you!

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDo-
Tommy: You know why I’m here. Cactus Jack bent me over and fucked my back out. *blasts Sicko Mode*
McDonald’s employee: That’ll be $6.

by rtben00 January 31, 2022

cactus sunset

Going down on a man after he has recently trimmed his pubic hair.

My man trimmed his bush last night so i treated him to a cactus sunset.

by Dishy lab November 16, 2016

Cactus Ass

The prickly, greasy, "Cactus" feeling in which booty sweat and booboo residue remain in the anus for a lengthy amount of time.

Sometimes when I work out, I end up getting Cactus ass if I don't shower right after!

by Rat Brown May 29, 2011

Bearded Cactus

Pubic hair that goes to the tip of the penis.

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.

by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015