alien chickpea

1.) an extraterrestreal chickpea

2.) a whacky pornographic film with a b-grade story line. In the film, the alien chickpea girl pretends to be a marsian chickpea who has come from outer space to rape innocent boys. She dresses in crazy yellow and green clothing and is terrifying!

ras: have you seen alien chickpea?

by mambo555 June 6, 2011

bespectacled alien

When a guy kneels over a woman and places his glasses over his penis then wanks onto her tits.

How'd you break your glasses Adam? Gave her a bespectacled alien and smashed the handle off :-(

by Limpytuck January 21, 2022

Alien pain

Alien pain is another word for period cramps since girls are aliens for having periods.

Girl: I’m crying in pain
Boy: why?
Girl: it’s that alien pain

by Alien pain ceo April 22, 2020

ashy aliens

A NIGGA THAT IS VERY ASHY AND SKINNY BODY THAT CAN'T GET LOTION.

Alfredo is a ashy aliens and ugly asf.

by Treythetoaster April 23, 2018

alien thangs

least powerful of all the gods

i wanna kill an alien thang

by ai'thang boy September 5, 2003

Freelance Aliens

Illegals that sit in front of Lowes and Home Depot looking for work, including and not limited to the illegals mowing your lawn and possibly helped build your house.

Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"

by Amazing Racist323 February 20, 2009

alien grip

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink. (resembles symbol used by captain kirk in star trek)

-So, uh, you give her the alien grip last night?
-Naaaah.

by chjali July 20, 2007