weeping willow

having sex with a gymnast while she is hanging upside down on the uneven bars

Me and that babe from connecticut did the weeping willow on the uneven bars

by Robert Woodie July 26, 2005

Willow Dick

Just before entering your dick into a stank pussy it becomes limp and sad. Much like the branches of a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again!

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018

no willow smith

meaning no homo. Used by teenagers when they feel like they are acting gay but replace the pejorative word by a quite colourful one.

doug: hey, I fell like I want a banana..
steve: ...
doug: NO WILLOW SMITH buddy, I am just hungry!!

by DaBriJe April 20, 2011

Weeping Willow

the act of 2 flaccid men that attempt to dock, forming a weeping willow

"facebook.com/profile.php?id=1459216487&ref=ffl" is my favorite person to do a weeping willow with

by The Holocaust is Op November 22, 2011

Dirty Willow

A blond bitch with and inverted vagina

Boy 1:How was the date?

Boy:Bro she had a dirty willow

by Dirty Collin April 23, 2021

Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.

Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.

by quesondriac June 28, 2010

The Willow Effect

Using a fake identity to try and gain answers and information about the other party. Also known as 'catfishing'

Hi I'm a 13 year old girl, I found your account because I'm following people from your school, which I'm moving to'. - The Willow Effect.

by Danjpeg423 May 29, 2016