A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
Get the Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday daymug. Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
Get the I don't need a presentmug. I didn't present it as anything.
Hym "I didn't present it as anything and what it was was a set-up. Show me your titties. You've already seen mine. Flash them titties bitch. Filthy and bad!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
Get the Presentmug. the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
Get the Presentmug. by ra.un.na April 17, 2022
Get the Present teatimeyatoramug. by alexander grandium April 7, 2023
Get the presentmug. Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow
Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM
Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM
by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025
Get the Class Presentationmug.