muppets on ice

Growing up in Michigan it was really cold in the winter, So I would get my hand really cold, almost frozen, and fist my girlfriend so deep I was wearing her like a Muppet

Me and Becky got really kinky the other night, she let me go to Muppets on Ice!

by Strayfrank Von Jonlak September 20, 2019

Muppet juice

Slang for alcohol. Drinking enough of any type makes you move like a Muppet where your arms and legs move oddly and you stare at people strangely while talking to them.

I banged down enough muppet juice to kill a horse and started wobbling around that hot chick.

by grisgris July 25, 2012

cunt muppet

1. someone who is woefully inept in every conceivable way.

2. a term of affection.

1. "I'm going to fucking kill you, you fucking cunt muppet."

2. "I love you, cunt muppet."

by Kunttray April 21, 2005

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 18, 2009

northern muppet

A person usually from the yorkshire area, drinks bitter, shits themselves after to many bitters, likes egg chasing, and shags cats

Sulky is a northern muppet

by Goldenhill July 27, 2004

Lust Muppet

1. Someone or something destined to be in control of someone or something that has perceived itself to be of a higher stature.
2. To be beat about the temples thoroughly without provocation or desire for such activity

That skeezer there aint nothing but a lust muppet baby.

After mom seen my report card she introduced me to a severe case of Lust Muppet

by clichedguy February 5, 2006

muppet smile

The all too popular white girl smile in which a person smiles by simply opening their mouth, and ends up resembling a muppet.

*scrolls through Instagram feed "Oh look Rachel's doing the muppet smile. What a dissappointment

by Maccyd November 6, 2015