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muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange
You ever been to muffler masters? So weird
by Griz1692 April 6, 2023
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glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use
1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit
by Theseriouser November 30, 2024
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Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020
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Boston Muffler

When you're penetrating someone anally and they fart, creating a muffler sound.
Brian "Did you go give it the chick you met at the bar last night"

Tony "Yeah, I gave it to her from behind. She even gave me a Boston Muffler. The vibration was amazing"
by ItsPseudo October 5, 2017
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tomboy muffler

What you call a penis of a woman who received a sex change
Did you hear about Erickah's 2 inch tomboy muffler? He just got it put on with the operation.
by SkinnyGlueStick May 13, 2017
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hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).
Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"
by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024
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FLUFF MUFFLER

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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