Jeremy

He such a fucking Jeremy
by Hellobitchyoucantfuckwithme January 18, 2018
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Jeremy

A top heavy fatass named Jeremy who thinks he can bench press 315, but in reality he weighs 315lbs and thinks he “can smoke all your boys
by Nick Diforna August 1, 2019
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JEREMY

Irish/ Decent

Jeremy, is very handsome beautiful smile that will make your heart melt, he has the most beautiful eyes that will touch your soul, but dont get caught up in his tears for you may drown in his emotions. He's very intelligent and very clever you will never know when he is poking fun of you but will laugh to himself, his affection is amazing like no other man can. His intuition he ignores, and pretends to not have phycic abilities. He may forget to shower for a couple days but he will never smell. He loves to cuddle and when nervous he bites his index finger. He loves to hoard and loves to yard sale, he over indulges and forgets to put what's more important first. He loses focus easily, because of his ADHD and has a man tantrum out of his own frustration. But he has a sense of humor that will have you cracking up on the FLOOR!!! He is a beautiful person and when he gives his full attention to you , appreciate it because the day you loose him you will never feel such a heart break like the one you will get from a Jeremy! He is a player and he will break your heart and many others hearts as well. As long as you don't take him for granted you will have a best friend forever.
Ex. You see his whore pants and his whore master card! LMFAO yeah that's Jeremy!
by Indigostargirl December 13, 2019
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jeremy

jeremy gaging a man with a dirty sock then jerking off till you cum on his face then smacking him in the face with a dog shit covered newspaper while screaming about the dishes that need done the kicking him in the chin and while hes down on the floor pissing on him and spitting on him then crouching down shitting on the floor by his face pushing it down on the shit and saying no more wire hangers while you beat him with one repeatedly then cramming your cock in his ass and fuck him till hes bleeding then slicing his nuts with a razor and thanking god for creatimg such a fowl smelling piece of shit
by crs June 14, 2019
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Jeremy

Jeremy you so funny pito face
by Klnkz October 17, 2019
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Jeremy

A young boy in GA, USA who likes turtles and toaster bath.
Jeremy ate a toaster and took a bath but did not commit toaster bath
by hcuc February 7, 2019
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jeremy

A noun that white people can use in substitution for the N word. (Can also be shortened to “jer”)
What up ma jer?

It’s ma jeremy!
by Man pussy December 10, 2019
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