jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.
One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
by herumgirl November 24, 2013
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Jug Jab

HRT estrogen injection for MTF
Titty skittles are bad for you so I'm doing the jug jab
by Jordynnnnnnnnn August 19, 2023
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The Jab

A slang term for the COVID-19 vaccine; Mainly used in a derogatory way by the American political Right wing.
Of course I didn’t get the Jab. Vaccines are created to control you.
by DominoSav4 June 01, 2024
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Slip jab

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls
After my date last night I slip jabbed my self
by B76B011 September 25, 2016
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Jib Jab

Native jargon of Crevington aka The Crevice community located in Spokane, WA.
That fool was staring into the sun, squeezing lemons in his eyes and talking a whole bunch of Jib Jab!
by Snowmntha June 13, 2024
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double jabbed

Vaccinated against COVID-19 with one of the vaccines that requires two separate shots administered six weeks apart.

Vaccines developed and manufactured by the pharmaceutical companies Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna are 2-round shots. The single shot vaccine made by Johnson & Johnson is reported to have a lower rate of effectiveness in preventing severe COVID-19 infections.
Dating app match: “You vaxed?”
Soulmate Seeker: “Just got my J&J shot!”
DAM: “Pass. I only date the double jabbed.”
SS: “Haters gonna hate. Byeeeee.”
by SassMouth May 14, 2023
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Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.
"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"
by IsopodCunt October 24, 2018
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